"If you call me..." meme, revised
Revised from three years ago, to the day!
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Edited to update. :)
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If you call me misquoted, you must know me from LJ, eschwaBBS, utopiadammitBBS, or the buttonmen online game, which I never play anymore. You might also know me from Flickr, though that means you know me from other places as well.
If you call me hjs, you knew me on heinous bbs or atrium bbs.
If you call me hjss, you knew me a long time ago on heinous bbs.
If you call me hjswriter, you know me from AIM or Yahoo, though anyone who knows me from there, knows me from LJ or in RL.
If you call me The Other Heidi or Sandler, you know me from RandyCon, where there is another Heidi, and I'm not used to that.
If you call me Heidi Jo, you are my cousin Caroline.
If you call me Heidi Beidi Seidi, you are my cousin Laura, a long time ago.
If you call me Pussycat, you are my father, a long time ago.
If you call me Mausi, you are my mother, a long time ago.
If you call me Sis, you are psandler.
If you call me sweetheart, you are my older brother Bob.
If you call me Heidchen, you are my oldest friend Christy, or her parents, or her brother.
If you call me Heidilein, you are Patrick, my boss.
If you call me Heidmo, you are my friend Misty with whom I lost touch long ago (but have reunited with via facebook!!!). This started out because I got a car, which she called the Heidmobile, and that just got shortened.
If you call me Mama, you are one of my darling children, or reveritas, or George. If you are George, I am melting.
If you call me baby, honey, honey bunny, dear, love, woman, H, heid, Sandler, or babe, you are George.
If you call me Famous in Europe, you'd be right, because I am, too! (and Chicago, and Madison)
If you call me Woman-of-the-World or Jackass, you are my friend Carye, aka Deadhead.
If you call me sweetie or baby or honey, you are probably MOB (my bff Barb).
If you call me Heidilicious, you know me from karaoke.
If you call me Spanky, you are my friend Duane, but I HATE that because it's MOB's bf's nickname, so when Duane calls me that, I call him Paula (the name of his BFF's wife). :P
If you call me sug, you are tasha.
If you call me Second Cousin Once Removed Named Heidi, you are BostonK.
If you call me Tante Heidi, you are my cousin Ben.
If you call me Aunt Heidi, you are my nephew Matthew or one of my neices, Paige or Maddie, or one of George's nephews, Steven or Matthew.
If you call me Heidi [former last name] you are a telemarketer and I likely won't talk to you.
If you call me on the phone, I will probably like that. :)
If you call me Kay, uh Jo, uh, what's your name again? you are my father and you just spent the day with my kids.
If you call me Miss Heidi, you are one of my former Sunday School students.
If you call me Mrs. [Katie's or Joey's last name], you are one of her friends to whom I haven't yet said "Just call me Heidi."
If you call me Cake, you are SeattleLaura, when she was little.
If you call me House Brown Town Frau, you are also_huey.
If you call me hon you are also also_huey.
If you call me darlin you are Mike L.
If you call me Hidleid (I have no idea, don't ask), you are Dave B.
If you call me Huda (ditto), you are Chris S.
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Edited to update. :)
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If you call me misquoted, you must know me from LJ, eschwaBBS, utopiadammitBBS, or the buttonmen online game, which I never play anymore. You might also know me from Flickr, though that means you know me from other places as well.
If you call me hjs, you knew me on heinous bbs or atrium bbs.
If you call me hjss, you knew me a long time ago on heinous bbs.
If you call me hjswriter, you know me from AIM or Yahoo, though anyone who knows me from there, knows me from LJ or in RL.
If you call me The Other Heidi or Sandler, you know me from RandyCon, where there is another Heidi, and I'm not used to that.
If you call me Heidi Jo, you are my cousin Caroline.
If you call me Heidi Beidi Seidi, you are my cousin Laura, a long time ago.
If you call me Pussycat, you are my father, a long time ago.
If you call me Mausi, you are my mother, a long time ago.
If you call me Sis, you are psandler.
If you call me sweetheart, you are my older brother Bob.
If you call me Heidchen, you are my oldest friend Christy, or her parents, or her brother.
If you call me Heidilein, you are Patrick, my boss.
If you call me Heidmo, you are my friend Misty with whom I lost touch long ago (but have reunited with via facebook!!!). This started out because I got a car, which she called the Heidmobile, and that just got shortened.
If you call me Mama, you are one of my darling children, or reveritas, or George. If you are George, I am melting.
If you call me baby, honey, honey bunny, dear, love, woman, H, heid, Sandler, or babe, you are George.
If you call me Famous in Europe, you'd be right, because I am, too! (and Chicago, and Madison)
If you call me Woman-of-the-World or Jackass, you are my friend Carye, aka Deadhead.
If you call me sweetie or baby or honey, you are probably MOB (my bff Barb).
If you call me Heidilicious, you know me from karaoke.
If you call me Spanky, you are my friend Duane, but I HATE that because it's MOB's bf's nickname, so when Duane calls me that, I call him Paula (the name of his BFF's wife). :P
If you call me sug, you are tasha.
If you call me Second Cousin Once Removed Named Heidi, you are BostonK.
If you call me Tante Heidi, you are my cousin Ben.
If you call me Aunt Heidi, you are my nephew Matthew or one of my neices, Paige or Maddie, or one of George's nephews, Steven or Matthew.
If you call me Heidi [former last name] you are a telemarketer and I likely won't talk to you.
If you call me on the phone, I will probably like that. :)
If you call me Kay, uh Jo, uh, what's your name again? you are my father and you just spent the day with my kids.
If you call me Miss Heidi, you are one of my former Sunday School students.
If you call me Mrs. [Katie's or Joey's last name], you are one of her friends to whom I haven't yet said "Just call me Heidi."
If you call me Cake, you are SeattleLaura, when she was little.
If you call me House Brown Town Frau, you are also_huey.
If you call me hon you are also also_huey.
If you call me darlin you are Mike L.
If you call me Hidleid (I have no idea, don't ask), you are Dave B.
If you call me Huda (ditto), you are Chris S.