Burt.

[miss000ditzy]

i don't know what our dearest alan burt would write if he had a livejournal, but i presume it would go something like this: "hi, today i was hairy & shouted at people. tomorrow i get to teach victoria alice folan, hurrah! she is one hella sexy beast, unlike her faggy friend; that samantha person." WELL, ALAN, you don't have to talk at me tomorrow!

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[robyn173]

Get to know Mr. Burt and you'll find him a lot cooler. He used to get a dirty text message a day sent to his mobile. He'd read them out to our muchly amused A2 maths set.

[tantalus_blank]

Spoon is the dj and will not tolerate astrocities such as S-club and spice girls

[miss000ditzy]

haha really! good luck chavs getting music they want :P yeeaaahh i'll persuade him.

[i_love_mofos]

yay

thanks for making me laugh, mr burt would definately say that

hehe

[cinderstheslag]

only cos its true

[box_head_butch]

MOSH PIT TO SPICE GIRLS

O YES O YES O YES