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[x] they call me: mary mo / mary mo ho / mary mo ho-me / mary mo betta
[x] sex: yes please. It’s been a bit. / “I have a vagina.”
[x] my first breath of air: was intoxicated by cigarette smoke.
[x] status: loser.
[x] occupation: college dropout / full time biatch
[x] best friends: Mocaca
_______Rewind_______
[x] most memorable memory: meeting monica.
[x] worst?: meeting monica.
[x] first word uttered: “shut the fuck up biatch before I stick a corncob in yo ear.” Shortly followed by, “hot damn.”
[x] first best friend ever!?: your greasy greasy grandma.
_______Love?_______
[x] love is: warm, fluffy bunny rabbits / cottage cheese with hot sauce.
[x] first love: my first grade teacher.
[x] love or lust?: love is for nazis. Lust for me.
[x] best love song: Bang, Bang by nancy sinatra / YEAH toast
[x] when love hurts, you: lock myself in the bathroom with a razor blade and contemplate how the world would be better if one I were dead.
[x] true or false: the truth is out there, motha fucka.
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: well, I loved moni the first time I saw her. But hot damn, she’s one fine specimen.
_______Opposite Same Sex_______
[x] turn ons: a tight ass and supple breasts.
[x] do your parent's opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: wtf… my mother is my girlfriend.
[x] what kinda hair style?: bald. It’s easier to work with. ; )
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the Opposite Same sex can do for you: lick my dick, my balls, and my sac. Eeeew.
[x] where do you go to meet new people?: the playground. Hey, gotta start young these days.
[x] are you the type of person to HOLLER and ask for numbers?: biatch, I’ll holla at yo woman.
_______Picky Picky_______
[x] dog or cat:I like pussy…. Cats.
[x] short or long hair: bald, as stated before.
[x] sunshine or rain: don’t matter.
[x] moon or sun: sailor moon and her pack of hot friends.
[x] hugs or kisses: whatever is cheaper.
[x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: monica.
[x] summer or winter: summer = chicks in bikinis
[x] written letters or e-mails: letters = bills e-mail = free porn sites
[x] playstation or nintendo: whatever system plays amplitude.
[x] car or motorcycle: yellow 1994/6 mustang gt or a crotch rocket.
[x] house party or club: house party because I ain’t legal yet.
[x] sing or dance: I know me some real good moves. I learned them from NKOTB.
[x] freak or slow dance: lets get freaky, freak.
_______Lately_______
[x] how are you today? Sad because monica was sad.
[x] what are you wearing right now? nothing but a smile. ; )
[x] what does your hair look like at the moment? Pulled back in a ponytail. Want a ride?
[x] what song are u listening to right now? Your momma screaming my name.
[x] how is the weather right now? Hot hot heat.
[x] last person you talked to on the phone? Myself.
[x] last dream you can remember? Swimming in a pool of ice cream.
[x] who are you talking to right now? The little voices in my head.
[x] what time is it? 5:17pm.
_______More About YOU!_______
[x] what are the last four digits of your phone number? Anything you want them to be.
[x] if you were a crayon, what color would you be? green like the color of my big toe. Maybe I should have that looked at.
[x] have you ever almost died? Yes, monica opened a can of whoop ass on me.
[x] what's the next CD you are going to buy? Dashboard.
[x] what's the best advice ever given to you? Become friends with that monica chick. Your life will never be dull again.
[x] have u ever won any special award? No. I suck.
[x] what's the stupidest thing u have ever done? drugs.
[x] how many kids do you want to have? Hopefully none because it would be the antichrist.
[x] shampoo? Shampoo? What is that? I don’t take showers.
[x] what are you most scared of? Butterflies.
[x] how many TVs do you have in your house? I own a small country. Trust me, I’ve got plenty of tvs.
[x] do you have your own TV? See above.
[x] have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? Just my heart when monica wouldn’t go out with me.
[x] who do you dream about? Monica. Naked. In a bowl of tomato sauce.
[x] who's the loudest friend you have? Monica.
[x] who's the quietest friend? Monica.
[x] Is cheerleading a sport? Oooooh yah. Hot girls in short skirts. Hell yah.