i hate me.

"The fatal shooting of four RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) officers yesterday was the worst multiple killing of police in Canada in 120 years.
On March 26, 1885, 12 members of the Northwest Mounted Police, forerunner of the RCMP, were killed during an unplanned battle with Metis in Duck Lake, Sask. Five Metis also died."Oh, I love Canada! ( Read more... )

I can believe this... that's the sick part.

(Lattter-Day Saints!)

My intellectual soulmate and the man whom I aspire to be 1/4 as brilliant as:

MY FUTURE HUSBAND

Seattle was great.
Ted Leo and his glorious pharmacists were better then I could have dreamed... and Dave is a fox!
Whistler was fun, I think, but I was either high, drunk, shrooming, or rolling so I dunno.
I lost my phone.
I got the stomach flu. (yes!)
I'm "officially" anorexic.
I want to bone a french guy.

That's about all.
Vive la france!

Over reading break, should I..

Go to Whistler-- This (apparently) really beautiful ski resort in the mountains and play in the snow during the day and drink/smoke/take E at night with a group of friends I refer to as "The Pretty Pot-Heads." This should be utterly amazing as someone has a 12 person cabin and connections to "pure" MDMA ( Read more... )

:To the tune of 'Batman':

Na-na-na-na-na-na-PAIN-PILLS!

THANK YOU whomever returned Naked Lunch!
I was really enjoying it but then I lost it more than a month ago and today when I got back from breakfast it was sitting on my bed. Its gonna be a good day!
Now if only my beloved Zoya calls me it will be perfect...

I had a thought (but just the one) today at work:

I will actually perform better at college because of my father. On Milton, Chaucer, and Shakespeare alone, I've gained at least half a letter -- I pick-up on all the biblical allusions. Not your average Davids, Marys, and Lazari(?); oh no, friends, I cut my literary teeth on the stuff that ( Read more... )

I knew H.P. Lovecraft was a toker.. he was just too badass not to be. But for years, I have had no concrete information to back up my theory but here it is(ready?!): The following is an excerpt from In the Walls of Eryx... Matt.

Although everything was spinning perilously, I tried to start in the right direction and hack my way ahead. My route ( Read more... )