Finally...

[miss_celestine]

... I have seen the light.

It took a long time for me to understand this, but now I can freely admit that this fandom,  moderate, open-minded and smart as it is, has allowed to reach a new comprehension of Harry Potter. And so I decided to attempt a re-write of Deathly Hallows that would bring the series to the satisfying end it so gravely lacked,

Comments

[martita_r_c]

May I be the Hermione to your Harry? I'll love you platonicly, yet passionately.
Except, of course, I'm ded from your brilliance. *snogs you*

[tartanboxers]

(INSERT PORN SCENE OF YOUR CHOICE HERE)

[miss_celestine]

FTW!!!!

[miss_celestine]

I've always wanted to have an alchemic wedding!! *swoons*

[shipaholic]

*giggles* Strangely, I cracked up the most at "All was well".

[miss_celestine]

Well, it only takes a little back story with a lot of cheap porn to keep this fandom satisfied. I have no idea why JKR thought she had to add all that "plot" crap.

[peachespig]

WHAT NO LUNA??

You're just as bad as Rowling! :(

[tunxeh]

Nor Neville neither.

[miss_celestine]

Neither of them had enough porn potential. Sorry. Fandom laws. XD

Of course this is obviously much better ...

[angua9]

WHY CAN'T ROWLING SEE IT?!?!

Re: Of course this is obviously much better ...

[miss_celestine]

BITCH IZ MF BLINDED BY MARRIED LIFE. WTH!! The readers shouldn't have to pay for her relationship problems!!

[lunalovepotter]

At last, Harry Potter as it was meant to be read!!

[miss_celestine]

The world has been waiting for it. I can feel it in my soul.