my mom turned 60 today. she is goodlookin for her age. we went to red lobster and i must say they always have very attractive male staff. my uncle kept buying me bahama mamas and they are delicious it is peachy and rummy and goody ( Read more... )

hahaha, aquaman got his hand chewed off by piranhas...

N00B

I'M BRINGIN SEXY BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

but like, i actually am.

i am a lucky lady who was able to experience a gentleman use the nicest pickup line ever and i thought i would share it with you so that many a charming boys can use it to find lovely ladies in the future and go on to find love in their lives...it goes like this ( Read more... )

to quote from that wonderfully awful song from trojanfest last year...

i'm dying inside my mind.

i need to not be alone right now

sometimes work isn't as cool when i have to paint 2nd story windows and balance on a steep roof. other times work is better and people give me beer cause they think i am old. hahaha. can anyone picture myseld and danielle covered in paint on a roof in steel toed boots drinking beer? cause i've seen it and i still can't picture it ( Read more... )

hahah i just remembered at classic cars and legendary stars in gage park that at one point i said what is that gross smell and katie pointed behind me and i look and there is the sweatiest man i have ever seen who is bald, shaking his but with a cane but he was like 30 and muscular and he wiped the top of his head and then wiped his butt and no one ( Read more... )

i've never been really afraid of heights, but trying to paint on a 24 foot ladder and not die is scary but this job is slowly erasing that fear, and a fear of bugs, in which case i am the terminator, the obliterator, yo yo yo i got the urban flavour, hahahaha that was my free stylin' dawg, you dig? hahaha. i am so pimpin. jay z just signed me. don' ( Read more... )

i still have paint on my face from work. that is silly. i went to future shop with nuff paint on my arm and legs knowingly, but i was unaware of the giant blue spot of paint on my face?!. that explains the salesman's expression while he was trying to sell me a laptop. sheesh.

i have had enough ( Read more... )