Question!!

Would you like to be my gentleman caller?

We could drink tea!

I hate being miserable. I mean, seriously, how do people keep this up?

Bleeeeeeehhhhhhhhh.

I should be happy, yet  I am sad.

Well.  What a crazy two days it has been.

Shall I begin with yesterday?  Well. yesterday I got DUMPED! Or, to be more precise, I DUMPED MYSELF because stupid SIMON couldnt bring himself to say anything.. SO. yeah. that was rubbish.  After that I got a little drunk, Then I got quite high, then we went to Kelvingrove museum.  Then we got VERY drunk. ( Read more... )

I've stopped painting my picture because I have a sore shoulder ( Read more... )

My life is a dark abyss spiraling downwards ( Read more... )

Today I will create a large sign emblazened with the words 
"STOP LISTENING TO FISCHERSPOONER"
That will be my quest.  It will be put up over my front door so that upon entering my house I will recite my new mantra and fully understand it's meaning: to stop it.

Acctually today I will tidy my room, as I do not think I will ever be allowed to leave the ( Read more... )

The curtains in my front room are open.

I don't remember opening the curtains.

There is only one conclusion:

A scary paedophile is living in my  house.

Goodbye world.
 

Sometimes I think that I am very sensible and sorted out and know what I am about, And other times I think I am the silliest person in the whole world.  I really do.
In a sense I am very confused, but in acctuality I can see things with crystal clarity.  Being confused is just a front we use to keep ourselves from accepting what we know, at least in ( Read more... )

I am going to die young.

I have decided this because I have the life of an old person.  I AM SO BORING.
It makes me cry.
Ach me and Simon just did not get on yesterday, sometimes he just winds me up the wrong way for no reason, and I get annoyed, which is really mean of me, because basically, that is me saying that I get annoyed by his personality, ( Read more... )

My house is empty...and I have nothing to do...

I guess this is the bit where I have a big party and am sick in my own shoes.....

hmm. Time for a cup of tea I think!