A man and a woman are making out in the backseat of a car. He puts his hand up her skirt and hesitates, breaking the kiss.

Him: Is that a...

Her: Yes. It's a Kotex Security.

Him: Oh! Well, in that case!

The man and woman giggle provacatively and continue hooking up.

Narrator: Yeah. They're that secure.

well, brooke turned out to be a huge bitch who treats me like I'm a fucking idiot. And she hit me the other day. I was too shocked to really react, because it actually hurt!

School's good, they want me to start writing my speech for graduation. Me not Happy.

I'm getting my tattoo finished tommorrow.

Then I have to do some shopping.

tattoo today!!! wooo ( Read more... )

sooo...18!
i took full advantage of all the priveleges...
plus, went clubbin!

although, The Liquor Room just wasn't the best.
one word: Gitsis
that was AWESOME!

luv ya girls

becky better be dreaming about a certain naked fire-boy... ;)

It's the end of Lent. And it took me up to last night to discover the best way of handling my problem.

I got my hair cut...again. wnet for the short, angled look.

I actually had an awesome time at work yesterday. I took surprise pictures of everyone, got them developed, and we all looked them over before I left. It was pretty hilarious.

worked on cleaning my room today-- it's craziness. all of my posters and crap are off the walls, and my dresser is completely cleared off. It doesn't look like my room at all, because as all of you who have been in it know that it's energy is colorful clutter and sparkly dust. haha ( Read more... )

OMG ( Read more... )

Saturday night with Becky was awesome ( Read more... )

These past few days have been really trying ( Read more... )

eww I don't like LiveJournal's new format. My page looks ugly now--it doesn't feel like mine!