Beastiality Is Not Okay. Okay? This Means You, Seth

[miss_keiko]

I just recieved a call from Scott, and all I can say is that I'm never leaving the house again. Sorry, big fella. Still, at least we know that he wasn't the one who recieved the "Porn!Keiko" message, complete with soundtrack by Liza. Thank God for small mercies

Comments

[macaulay_c]

You two have the most random conversations I've ever read. *laughs* Butch.

[miss_keiko]

Cassidy *g*

A lot of it was about you and how fahbulous a boyfriend you are. Ears burning over there?

[macaulay_c]

Just a little.

I haven't done anything to be called fabulous.. wait until I buy her a castle, with a couple servants, and a blender. Then you can call me a fabulous boyfriend with good reason.

[miss_keiko]

The castle is probably negotiable, but the blender is a must. How people survive without 'em, I don't know.