...And if the free snacks don't lure you in, then I don't know what will...Oh, and feel free to post this information on other forums/message boards, or email everyone you know! (I told you that this was shameless self promotion ( Read more... )

"You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is
concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson,

What: The premiere performance of King Haku's Jesters ( Read more... )

As some of you may know, 007 has been teaching a section of "The Art of Rock" for UMD. Finished giving the final exam to his students, and he just had to call and share an amusing little tidbit with me. One of the questions he put on the exam was "Name the classically trained guitarist who went on to play for Ozzy Osbourne." The answer to the ( Read more... )

The English Teacher

You are 100% Verbose! Although you get bonus points just for finishing.
Okay, obviously you know a little too much about the English langauge. Do you wear a sweater vest, bemoan high school students' inability to write, and just generally act like a egotistical prick? If you said yes to one of the ( Read more... )

These results seem all too fitting for a former Philosophy major such as myself. The Mariana Trench is impressive to people, only because they think it's deep. But when you really look inside, it's empty.Right now, the perceived similarities between this geographical feature and myself feel enormously unsettling.


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I had the oddest dream last night. I can't remember the plot, or any specific details. All I can remember is that wherever I went in my dream, Bruce Willis was there. I find this odd, because I am not a Bruce Willis fan, nor had I seen anything he appeared in recently. (To be honest, the only thing he was in that I've seen in it's entirety was "The ( Read more... )

Guess who just found out that she's getting a Neil Diamond ticket (which were supposed to be a surprise) for her birthday? Whee! This'll be my third time seeing the ol' Neilster. (Yes, I know that proves that I'm a huge dork.) Hmmm...I wonder what kind of seats I've got...