I never have been good enough, so why do I still hope for change?

Last night my sister sprayed insect killer where i was sitting in the office. Just cause it was my turn to go on the computer and she wanted to keep me off. Fuck she's a bitch. I now feel 100 times worse than I did previously. My throat is sore, my head aches, my nose is sore, I'm blocked up like a bitch, my body aches, I've got bucket loads of ( Read more... )

I hate this.

Bahahahaha you all lose at life!

Best sarcastic joke post EVER made.

Haha preaching to the wrong person.

Oh I'm dead. Last night we hit the bowling alley and it's safe to say I played awful. I downed about 3 beers and 2 cowboys then Jess-Dawg and I purchased a bottle of champas each. And yes, we finished them both. I spoke to Jess' mum while pazzed and of course don't remember the conversation. It would have been something along the lines of " ( Read more... )

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Yo. Ya mum does it good. Melbournes pretty sweet. Even if Jess and Ambs are both dud roots. I can't believe I was too pazzed to type my password in at the xchange! I've got nothing to update with so I'm writting shit...as usual. Anyways. DOG UP YAAAA

Kidding about the worst trip ever, and by kidding I mean serious! Free internet! Really what more could a girl ask for (considering I really had to pay for mine at my parent's house). Not much to say, read Amber's post ya homos! Still awaiting my lickin.

That is all.

Worst trip to Melbourne ever!

Thanks to clitney, vajenna and ambsomesortofpunrefferencedtothefemaleanatomy for dropping by and congratulating me on my manhood. It was touching, the gesture of dropping by to wish me happy birthday was also touching.