The Presidents of the United States of America ROCK. I love this band. I just thought everyone should know.

I'm totally rocking out in the apartment right now. I've got Spongebob on mute and my itunes blasted. It's awesome. Solo dance parties are fun! Yay!


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I am freaking out! I'm so excited for my birthday!

Click the sponge to listen to something AWESOME!


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Birthday schedule:

Saturday at midnight: get fucked up
Sunday morning: go to Beth's
Sunday afternoon: liver transplant
Sunday evening: family dinner at nice restaurant
Sunday night: get fucked up

Right now I'm wearing the coolest hat ever.

In other news, I have some advice for all of you foolish mortals out there. NEVER eat dinner from a gas station. Especially if you choose to eat a questionably made calzone with meat that was chopped up remains of the gas station workers latest victem. Because while human meat is quite delicious (a) you ( Read more... )

Ok, I un-sold out. Those advertisements are frickin annoying! They were giving me a headache ( Read more... )

I totally sold out for the extra icons.... Heh.

If you're my peep you've probably already seen this on John's facebook....but if you're just a random person or someone who doesn't know John, I suggest you click on the following link.

UCLA COPS TASERING A STUDENT WHO FORGOT HIS STUDENT CARD FOR THE COMPUTER LAB

I couldn't believe it. The Patriot Act is ridiculous...I already knew that it was, but I ( Read more... )

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Hells yes! His shock attack does 9999 damage! He's the first character in the game to be able to do that amount of damage without going into trance!

So, basically, I own your face. Hard.


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Stupid Frankenstein. Why do you hate me so? I know that your creation killed almost all of your family including your wife the night of your marriage...but come on. Cut me some frickin slack. It wasn't my fault you built an 8 foot tall hideous beast and decided to yell at it and run away! What the hell is that about? I'm not the stupid one for not ( Read more... )