What's Your Sign?

[miss_miako]

I was cleaning out my computer files when I stumbled across this~ I haven't seen these horoscopes since ... middle school? But, reading it now I'm still amused. ^__^   Anyhow~

Comments

[catalina_bella]

So I'm a liar and a jerk, what little girl doesn't dream of being that?

Of course you're a Leo, we all know how self centered you are :D

[miss_miako]

Hey, hey, hey... not JUST a jerk, a FUCKING jerk. And, you must be? After all some of that other stuff is true about you. ^.~

Lol, you caught me~ What can I say? I am quite great &hearts

[catalina_bella]

Sorry, I guess that puts me in a different class than regular jerks. Well you know me, I have to be special XD

Yes Miako, you're awesomeness overshadows us all, none of us are worthy to be on your friends list.

[distorted_r]

omg, lolol. these are hilarious.

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps.

I weep for my future. :(

[miss_miako]

I weep for the future of your spouse. XD

[distorted_r]

I feel sorry for yours(current in your case) as well. XD I suppose falling asleep is worse though.

[miss_miako]

Boys get turned on by the watching~ then sad when it's apparent that was more fun to me than the sex?

I feel sorry for my husband all the time~ Especially after I got into yaoi &hearts

[mangatenshi]

*read the Leo*

How much of that is true? XD

[sagakure]

HAHAHHAHAHA~~! Those are AWESOME!! *ROTFL*

Gemini people are notorious for thriving on incest.

XDDD I love this so much because two of my long time favorite characters are the Gemini saints from Saint Seiya.... who happen to be twins I ship in twincest so much. XD *LOL*

[miss_miako]

Twincest is the hawt~ I love twincest. ^^

I would totally watch Kanon and Saga make out all day~ or Zero and Ichiru &hearts

Which one was yours?

[sagakure]

*-* Heck yes~! *brain is invaded by mind images*

As for me, Cancer. It's horribly accurate. XD XD (Err, hopefully not the last part, hahahaha XD I meant more the people thinking I'm a sucker. XD;; *weeps at all the people stealing stuff from her journal* XD;;)

Though my long time love for Saga & Kanon makes that for years I'd just stick to gemini instead of cancer. XD (There's this thing about the planet rotation angle having changed over the millenia, which makes that technically, people born under Cancer are actually Geminis... so of course, I couldn't pass on being the same sign as the hot twins. *LOL* XD)

[miss_miako]

*hugs* You're not so much a sucker as they are jerks~ We don't blame the store clerk for getting robbed~ it's the same principle.

Lol ~ you're so silly. No, Sagakure, you don't get to bounce back and forth between signs! But, really, it's all so weird how they say it changes based on this or that. And is Pluto not being a planet affecting it? ^^; Poor Pluto~

[ishicat]

I'm a Libra.

All Libras die of venereal disease.

.../cry lol

[miss_miako]

You are the artistic type

But this part is true &hearts

All Libras die of venereal disease.

Easy to avoid! Just stop being a cum-guzzling whore~ XD;;

[grey_chan]

I feel for you! I'm a libra too! *cries*