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Just got back from Casino night, didn't win the raffle again and listening to Mitch Hedberg on Comedy Central.Awesome :D!
Also I did this eariler and I warn you it fucking pure crack because it's supposed to be one of those sex ad-libs.So yeah crack XD.
Dear Sylar:
You are cordially invited to come over to my bedroom next Tuesday night to celebrate Hump-a-Stranger Day. I would like to start out with a little stripping, maybe some champagne, and then maybe move on to dessert: your hand. (Did I mention it's just going to be the two of us?) The dress code is casual; I'd really like to see you in nothing but a pants. I do hope you can attend, as I've been fucking all week in anticipation. If you're lucky, I'll even put on my aardvark costume and do a little dance for you. You don't have to bring a thing, just yourself and maybe some fingers in case things get really frisky. Who knows?
Love, Peter
Yeah Peter you could totally pull off an aardvark costume.Totally.
Dear Pete,
I had such a senusal dream about you last night! We were at living room, only we were both naked, which was weird. So then we started nipping but you said, "Wait! I forgot to bring a couch." Suddenly, in walks Mohinder and you yelled "Shit just got real" and we all start running like crazy. Then a parade of socks went marching by. Everything after that is kind of fuzzy, but I did wake up this morning feeling really bruised. It just goes to show, that's what happens when you eat a blueberries before bedtime!
Love,
Sylar
IDEK U GUYS XD!I CAN ONLY DO 2 OF THESE THOUGH!Should had did a Mylar one...crap.
I dare you guys to do better.Any pairing, any fandom.Let's see which one is the crackiest.
Here's the link of where these...things came from:http://www.mypleasure.com/features/sexlibs.asp
The whole site is pretty lolatsic IMHO with all these sex tips and shit.It's like a bad Cosmo issue but it's also great because I have a very cracky idea now.Like really cracky fic idea because of this site.I might have to write it now to get it out of my system.Great XD.
Also I did this eariler and I warn you it fucking pure crack because it's supposed to be one of those sex ad-libs.So yeah crack XD.
Dear Sylar:
You are cordially invited to come over to my bedroom next Tuesday night to celebrate Hump-a-Stranger Day. I would like to start out with a little stripping, maybe some champagne, and then maybe move on to dessert: your hand. (Did I mention it's just going to be the two of us?) The dress code is casual; I'd really like to see you in nothing but a pants. I do hope you can attend, as I've been fucking all week in anticipation. If you're lucky, I'll even put on my aardvark costume and do a little dance for you. You don't have to bring a thing, just yourself and maybe some fingers in case things get really frisky. Who knows?
Love, Peter
Yeah Peter you could totally pull off an aardvark costume.Totally.
Dear Pete,
I had such a senusal dream about you last night! We were at living room, only we were both naked, which was weird. So then we started nipping but you said, "Wait! I forgot to bring a couch." Suddenly, in walks Mohinder and you yelled "Shit just got real" and we all start running like crazy. Then a parade of socks went marching by. Everything after that is kind of fuzzy, but I did wake up this morning feeling really bruised. It just goes to show, that's what happens when you eat a blueberries before bedtime!
Love,
Sylar
IDEK U GUYS XD!I CAN ONLY DO 2 OF THESE THOUGH!Should had did a Mylar one...crap.
I dare you guys to do better.Any pairing, any fandom.Let's see which one is the crackiest.
Here's the link of where these...things came from:http://www.mypleasure.com/features/sexlibs.asp
The whole site is pretty lolatsic IMHO with all these sex tips and shit.It's like a bad Cosmo issue but it's also great because I have a very cracky idea now.Like really cracky fic idea because of this site.I might have to write it now to get it out of my system.Great XD.