What a Sad Existence...

[miss_molecule]

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[dr_poetus]

Pity, I say. Also, hatred thinly veiled as lust. But really, yes, it is quite the sad experience. I don't know... send that bitch some reading tapes or something. Hell, even an audiobook. That'll be my Christmas miracle right there. Sending her an audiobook.

[dr_poetus]

I mean lust thinly veiled as hatred. Sorry.

[miss_molecule]

Sure, you meant that. Uh-huh.

See, I was kind of hoping that my Christmas miracle would be Paris Hilton growing an ego.
::drowns in cynicism::

[dr_poetus]

I mean whichever one means I want to bone her.