I have got to stop doing this, but I can't say it any better. Besides, it takes my mind off of the fact that my stupid new tattoo FUCKING ITCHES. And I can't scratch. ::scream
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My unemployment?? Are you insane? The money i'd save? Right. Sure. did i mention how completely broke i am? Mostly from paying for my own bar tabs, but that's on another level. And headaches? One word: HANGOVERS. I never went out this much when I wasn't single, dammit.
You know, I should work up a dating resume. I should keep it with me in a manila folder in a man-purse every time I go out. Hand it out to the ladies who seem like they need some Chris in their life. I mean, hell, what would be the harm? I'd even set up a special e-mail account for it and everything.
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Your unemployment in the <3 department isn't a bad thing, really. Think about all the money you'd save. And the headaches.
And btw, Peter Piper Pizza is awesome. Or Pistol Pete's.
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And yes, Peter Piper Pizza is awesome.
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Aren't you taken? By the Claw?
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