If I Came With a With a Warning Label...

[miss_molecule]

*Short attention span
*Volatile, alcohol is an accelerant
*Prone to rambling
*Constantly seeks approval
*WARNING: do not attempt to follow - you will get lost and frustrated with confusing instructions and constant second-guessing.

Comments

[mikemuyo]

Yes, I can see the info-mercial now - a group of no-name hikers scaling a mountain. All of them smiling in the sun. Suddenly a voice-over:

"Andrea is not for everyone as it ...
*May cause dizziness.
*If you feel an increase in spending and gambling, stop and consult your doctor.
*In some rare studies, Andrea causes swelling.
*Do not associate if you are pregnant, nursing, or have liver problems as there may be a mild but serious birth defect."

[miss_molecule]

"Mild but serious..." ::snicker:: I love it.

And thank you, I'll have to warn the two pregnant women at my job.

You forgot one.

[dr_poetus]

Do not operate Heavy Machinery while under the influence of Andrea.

Because, c'mon. Anytime you're influencing a person driving a crane lift will obviously result in... um... (interesting is a safe word, isn't it?) interesting times.