Fic: Lists, paper, and other stationery items (BTVS)
Title: Lists, paper, and other stationery items
Author: Morange
Disclaimer: They aren’t mine; if they were then they’d be a little bit more bruised. Hmm.
Authors notes: Another Xander’s list ficlet. This one is for number 56
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He had it finished. All 300 items with extra things added on by most of the people in the house. Even Buffy added some, without knowing of course, but that’s beside the point.
In Xander’s hands were 150 copies of the newly created ‘Things Rupert Giles is No Longer allowed to do list’. He’d gotten a funny look from the guy at the printing store when he went to pick them up. The shop keeper must have thought he was an obsessed sci-fi fan or something.
Full of things like ‘no dear lording more then four times in a row without at least partly explaining what the apocalypse is about’ it was bound to make a lot of people either laugh or find various spells to hex him with on Giles’ behalf. Now he only had 3 more things to do. 1) Post a copy on the slayer website. 2) Staple the rest of them to all the doors in the slayer house a la Martin Luther style and 3) Write a list for each of the other scoobies.
That would teach them for making a list of things he wasn’t allowed to do. Now he only had about 250 of them left to break.
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Author’s end note: I really need a psychiatrist.
Author: Morange
Disclaimer: They aren’t mine; if they were then they’d be a little bit more bruised. Hmm.
Authors notes: Another Xander’s list ficlet. This one is for number 56
~*~
He had it finished. All 300 items with extra things added on by most of the people in the house. Even Buffy added some, without knowing of course, but that’s beside the point.
In Xander’s hands were 150 copies of the newly created ‘Things Rupert Giles is No Longer allowed to do list’. He’d gotten a funny look from the guy at the printing store when he went to pick them up. The shop keeper must have thought he was an obsessed sci-fi fan or something.
Full of things like ‘no dear lording more then four times in a row without at least partly explaining what the apocalypse is about’ it was bound to make a lot of people either laugh or find various spells to hex him with on Giles’ behalf. Now he only had 3 more things to do. 1) Post a copy on the slayer website. 2) Staple the rest of them to all the doors in the slayer house a la Martin Luther style and 3) Write a list for each of the other scoobies.
That would teach them for making a list of things he wasn’t allowed to do. Now he only had about 250 of them left to break.
~*~
Author’s end note: I really need a psychiatrist.