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[miss_nixon]

If you hate the way that my live journal is entirely based on my narcissism, look away now! For all those who have previously been amused by my bad pictures altered in Paint I think this is the best one yet

Comments

[venkovan]

*looks away at appropriate moment*

Hahahaha! This post is hilarious, although I do have to say that my kness are rather bigger than my breasts. Perhaps I need implants...

What is more, I have been sitting here contorting myself into strange positions and I have to diasgree: my forearms are much longer than my feet! Perhaps I am just a lanky loser...

[miss_nixon]

Small feet are beautiful!

[miss_nixon]

....Although that does vaguely make me sound like a foot fetishist

[bruhly]

My knees are no way the same size as my breasts! At least I hope not... do you mean the whole knee or just the actual bone?

[miss_nixon]

It only works for this picture because it's taken at an angle that makes my lower half a bit bigger than normal.

I think it's really funny how seriously everyone is taking my great (but entirely false) discovery. Please don't find fault with your bodies because of my nonsensical posting! I would add, as I did with Bryn's comment about his feet, that your breasts are beautiful, but that seems a little more pervy if a little less weird.

[bruhly]

Of course I took it seriously! I was under the impression that your theories were completely researched and scientifically sound! thank you for the compliment about my breasts though!

[pro_shylock]

Hey Alice, didn't know you were a live journal person. Love the icon......as this seems to be the theme of this thread I feel I should add that your breasts are lovely too.

[bruhly]

Hello Carmelle! I feel I should reply to thank everyone for their kind words about my breasts! My breasts are very appreciative!