"Do us all a favor, Sponge, and stay out of our dreams?"
'Kay. I promised that if I dreamed about my fellows from CAPS chat that I would tell them about it. YOU GUYS HAD BETTER READ ALL OF THIS. IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU ARE ALL SO AWESOME AND INVADE MY DREAMS.
It came after a dream involving cats, which I will not go into since it made no sense and none of you were involved, anyways. I was suddenly back at my university and it was the first day of class. I'd signed up for a math class for some reason and so went to the math buildings on the farthest side of the campus. When I walked into the classroom, everyone (meaning Lani, Alli, Casey, Quo, Jet, and Shadow) was already sitting down, talking amongst themselves. You all looked up when I came in and gave the usual, "SHEA! :D" greeting. I went and sat between Quo and Casey.
THIS IS WHEN THINGS GET WEIRD AND THE FIRST WEIRD PART IS SOMETHING I BLAME ALLI 100% FOR.
The professor walked in and, I kid you not, was Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony. RAINBOW, FREAKING, DASH. And everyone, including myself, found this to be completely normal. She introduced herself and went right into teaching math. Lani and Casey immediately fell asleep and Quo was vigorously taking notes. Before I knew it, Rainbow Dash handed us all a huge test and told us we had twenty minutes to complete it. I tried my darnedest to do the stupid thing, but every time I went to answer a question, the question would change. I was all like, "Wtf? How the heck can I do this if the questions keep changing?" But when I looked around, nobody else seemed to be having any problems with it. It was then that I realized this was, in fact, not the first day of the class. I realized, to my horror, that the class had been going on all semester and I had been missing it 'cause I'd forgotten about it. I flipped out because I realized I was going to fail.
I turned to Casey, who had at this point turned into Justin Bieber, and asked, "How are you guys getting this? The questions keep changing." AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? He turned to me all angry and said, "SHUT UP, SHEA. I'M TRYING TO TAKE A TEST." So, naturally, I punched him in the face. Rainbow Dash noticed this and got mad and told me I had to leave. I proceeded to stand up, furious, and said, "Fine. I don't even know why I signed up for this stupid class, anyways. It's just an elective." And I stormed out.
Even though the class had been on the fourth floor, I somehow just walked out of the classroom and was outside on my old high school campus. Alli was SOMEHOW sitting over at one of the tables that are scattered about and I found it perfectly normal even though she had just been inside the class I'd just left. I went to go sit with her and told her about Justin and how I'd punched him in the face and she was all, "Oh, don't worry. He's dead now. The police shot him."
"...What?"
"Didn't you see it on the news?" (I blame the CSI episode, omg. xD)
And I SOMEHOW suddenly remembered this and was then satisfied.
Then the dream twisted, as dreams tend to do, and my sister's boyfriend (THE ONE I HATE) was standing there by the table we were sitting at and was talking crap about my mom, so Alli and I stood up, angry at him. Shadow was suddenly there as Aang, Alli had turned into Katara, and it was here that I guess I SOMEHOW remembered the dream I had a while back where we'd messed with him by doing stupid movements to make him think he could do them and bend, because he started acting them out. Here was when we laughed our butts off and he got all pissed at us and pulled out this frickin' huge gun. Shadow/Aang blew it away and this was where Alli/Katara and I proceeded to kick the stuffing out of him with bending. IT FELT SO GOOD.
Then the dream shifted again and Joey (my sister's boyfriend) turned into Quo, so we stopped beating on him. And it's here that I kinda sorta not really realized I was dreaming because I was like, "This has to be a dream. Quo doesn't have a unibrow. D<" He had this huge bushy unibrow. But I went up to him and asked, "So did you finish the test? I didn't get any of it."
"It helps when you know a lot about tennis."
And I was really confused at that point.
THEN. OMG. HERE IT GOT REALLY WEIRD, I TELL YOU NOW. We were all talking and Demon Baby showed up as, get this, Chuckie the Doll. Chuckie friggin' scares the turds out of me, so naturally I ran from him and he proceeded to chase me, as he tends to do when I dream about him. I ran into the cafeteria (the one at my university, not my old high school) and looked around frantically for a place to hide. Then Alli called out to me. "Over here!" And I saw her hiding under one of the tables, so I crawled under there with her and we huddled there for a while. Chuckie came walking by and somehow didn't see us even though he's smaller than the said table. I guess Alli and I are just that good at hiding. But he stopped some ways away because Lani came running up as Mai and she was all, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!"
And then she proceeded to breast feed him. BREAST FEED CHUCKIE THE FRACKIN' DOLL. WTF. W.T.F.
Then the dream shifted a bit and I don't remember what happened. But after that we were all on Skype and Lani was talking but the only things coming out of her mouth were horrible profanities with no end and we were all like, "... Wtf." and trying to interpret what she was saying, except Alli who was laughing her butt off in the background. I somehow interpreted her hour-long profanity as her saying, "I need to pee" and told everyone this and Lani was like, "YES." and ran off to pee, I guess.
Then Zuko got on and started yelling at all of us for having done Skype without him.
Then the dream shifted into something else entirely and I won't go into it.
THE END.
So, seriously, guys. I think it's better you don't haunt my dreams anymore, because this was just... wow. That's all I can say. WOW.
It came after a dream involving cats, which I will not go into since it made no sense and none of you were involved, anyways. I was suddenly back at my university and it was the first day of class. I'd signed up for a math class for some reason and so went to the math buildings on the farthest side of the campus. When I walked into the classroom, everyone (meaning Lani, Alli, Casey, Quo, Jet, and Shadow) was already sitting down, talking amongst themselves. You all looked up when I came in and gave the usual, "SHEA! :D" greeting. I went and sat between Quo and Casey.
THIS IS WHEN THINGS GET WEIRD AND THE FIRST WEIRD PART IS SOMETHING I BLAME ALLI 100% FOR.
The professor walked in and, I kid you not, was Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony. RAINBOW, FREAKING, DASH. And everyone, including myself, found this to be completely normal. She introduced herself and went right into teaching math. Lani and Casey immediately fell asleep and Quo was vigorously taking notes. Before I knew it, Rainbow Dash handed us all a huge test and told us we had twenty minutes to complete it. I tried my darnedest to do the stupid thing, but every time I went to answer a question, the question would change. I was all like, "Wtf? How the heck can I do this if the questions keep changing?" But when I looked around, nobody else seemed to be having any problems with it. It was then that I realized this was, in fact, not the first day of the class. I realized, to my horror, that the class had been going on all semester and I had been missing it 'cause I'd forgotten about it. I flipped out because I realized I was going to fail.
I turned to Casey, who had at this point turned into Justin Bieber, and asked, "How are you guys getting this? The questions keep changing." AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? He turned to me all angry and said, "SHUT UP, SHEA. I'M TRYING TO TAKE A TEST." So, naturally, I punched him in the face. Rainbow Dash noticed this and got mad and told me I had to leave. I proceeded to stand up, furious, and said, "Fine. I don't even know why I signed up for this stupid class, anyways. It's just an elective." And I stormed out.
Even though the class had been on the fourth floor, I somehow just walked out of the classroom and was outside on my old high school campus. Alli was SOMEHOW sitting over at one of the tables that are scattered about and I found it perfectly normal even though she had just been inside the class I'd just left. I went to go sit with her and told her about Justin and how I'd punched him in the face and she was all, "Oh, don't worry. He's dead now. The police shot him."
"...What?"
"Didn't you see it on the news?" (I blame the CSI episode, omg. xD)
And I SOMEHOW suddenly remembered this and was then satisfied.
Then the dream twisted, as dreams tend to do, and my sister's boyfriend (THE ONE I HATE) was standing there by the table we were sitting at and was talking crap about my mom, so Alli and I stood up, angry at him. Shadow was suddenly there as Aang, Alli had turned into Katara, and it was here that I guess I SOMEHOW remembered the dream I had a while back where we'd messed with him by doing stupid movements to make him think he could do them and bend, because he started acting them out. Here was when we laughed our butts off and he got all pissed at us and pulled out this frickin' huge gun. Shadow/Aang blew it away and this was where Alli/Katara and I proceeded to kick the stuffing out of him with bending. IT FELT SO GOOD.
Then the dream shifted again and Joey (my sister's boyfriend) turned into Quo, so we stopped beating on him. And it's here that I kinda sorta not really realized I was dreaming because I was like, "This has to be a dream. Quo doesn't have a unibrow. D<" He had this huge bushy unibrow. But I went up to him and asked, "So did you finish the test? I didn't get any of it."
"It helps when you know a lot about tennis."
And I was really confused at that point.
THEN. OMG. HERE IT GOT REALLY WEIRD, I TELL YOU NOW. We were all talking and Demon Baby showed up as, get this, Chuckie the Doll. Chuckie friggin' scares the turds out of me, so naturally I ran from him and he proceeded to chase me, as he tends to do when I dream about him. I ran into the cafeteria (the one at my university, not my old high school) and looked around frantically for a place to hide. Then Alli called out to me. "Over here!" And I saw her hiding under one of the tables, so I crawled under there with her and we huddled there for a while. Chuckie came walking by and somehow didn't see us even though he's smaller than the said table. I guess Alli and I are just that good at hiding. But he stopped some ways away because Lani came running up as Mai and she was all, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!"
And then she proceeded to breast feed him. BREAST FEED CHUCKIE THE FRACKIN' DOLL. WTF. W.T.F.
Then the dream shifted a bit and I don't remember what happened. But after that we were all on Skype and Lani was talking but the only things coming out of her mouth were horrible profanities with no end and we were all like, "... Wtf." and trying to interpret what she was saying, except Alli who was laughing her butt off in the background. I somehow interpreted her hour-long profanity as her saying, "I need to pee" and told everyone this and Lani was like, "YES." and ran off to pee, I guess.
Then Zuko got on and started yelling at all of us for having done Skype without him.
Then the dream shifted into something else entirely and I won't go into it.
THE END.
So, seriously, guys. I think it's better you don't haunt my dreams anymore, because this was just... wow. That's all I can say. WOW.