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[miss_squeakles]

[There isn't anything visible for a moment- wait one second, two seconds, three seconds, and suddenly a woman appears, at first wild-eyed as she shouts-]

Is this supposed t'be some kinda JOKE?

[There's a SLAM as she thuds her fist into the desk on which the book is propped, and her eyes squint dramatically as her voice lowers to a near-whisper.

Comments

[video]

[notpredictable]

...I'm sorry, did you say Roxy?

[It's so obviously not Roxanne, but.

Just checking.]

[video]

[miss_squeakles]

Yeah, I did. You hard'a hearing or somethin'?

[Wait-]

Why're you blue? You got a costume on? It ain't Halloween, y'know.

[video]

[notpredictable]

OF course I'm not hard of hearing, woman, I only needed--

[Oh, by the Maker above.]

Because I'm an alien.

[video]

[miss_squeakles]

An alien, huh? Well, guess it takes all kinds, right?

[A shrug. But, oh, you've caught her interest a bit.]

... are all aliens blue?

[agentknockknock]

Well, Roxy Genovese, I'd point you right at him if I thought it would help.

That, and if I knew where to find him...

[Video]

[miss_squeakles]

Well, I'll find 'im! And then he's in for it!

[Video]

[agentknockknock]

More power to ya.

If you do find him, mind getting it on video? Cause I want to see that.

[Video]

[miss_squeakles]

Yeah, I guess I could get it on video. I mean, why not?

Audio

[knife_envy]

Stop yelling.

[Video]

[miss_squeakles]

I ain't yellin', jerkwad. You think this is yellin', huh? You ain't heard NOTHIN'.