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miss_squeakles

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Aug 21, 2010 01:01

Just whaddaya think you're doin', huh? Puttin' me on a boat. [The voice is the first thing that is heard, followed soon after by a video clicking on. There's a pair of dramatically squinted eyes glaring into the screen.]

Ya think this is funny, punk? Think this is a big ol' joke? HAH! [The laugh is loud and sudden, and the eyes retreat away from ( Read more... )

!roxy, video

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standardpackage August 21 2010, 05:08:09 UTC

[That it a horribly pathetic joke, Roxy.]

No one but th' cap'ain put ya' here.

miss_squeakles August 21 2010, 05:11:13 UTC

And just who're you, buster?

standardpackage August 21 2010, 05:11:52 UTC

Name's Jinx. You?

miss_squeakles August 21 2010, 05:15:01 UTC

Genovese. Roxy Genovese. [Why, yes, she did just do a James Bond style intro there, with a heavy, obviously false Brooklyn accent tossed in for good measure.]

You come here often, tough guy?

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doctoral_bird August 21 2010, 06:04:53 UTC

[There is a small gasp, from someone who would deffinately not want to be used as any sort of cleaning device.

M-Maybe she's kidding? Joking perhaps? She...She mentioned joking! And she's laughing! Time to break the ice, Malkus you social butterfly!]

...Heh....H-...Heh...

[Awkward laugh from who knows where? You ladies man, you.]

miss_squeakles August 21 2010, 06:07:36 UTC

Are YOU laughin' at ME? [Cue OUTRAGE!]

doctoral_bird August 21 2010, 06:41:43 UTC

[O-Oh god...Wh-Why is she asking in such a hostile tone?! M-Maybe she just has that sort of voice? A-A misunderstanding maybe?

In a much quieter voice, the nervous fellow responds.]

O-Oh!...Um...Y-...You...ma'am...I-...I'm laughing at you...

[Well he was! W-Wasn't that what she wanted? Malkus doesn't come from the fancy time of LIES AND THESE SAYINGS AND WHATNOT! He takes what she says rather literally...]

miss_squeakles August 21 2010, 13:27:11 UTC

YOU'RE laughin' at ME? [Her face is now contorting is odd ways that she must consider 'tough'.]

Guess I'm just gonna hafta clean the floor with you, ain't I?

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[audio] thursday_angel August 21 2010, 06:21:29 UTC

It would be best that you take care not to anger the captain.

He is...quite the force to be reckoned with.

[Video] miss_squeakles August 21 2010, 13:28:20 UTC

Yeah? Well, I bet he's nothin' against me! I'll pop him one!

[audio] thursday_angel August 22 2010, 01:18:52 UTC

That's an even worse idea. Violence is punished...quite creatively on this ship.

[audio] miss_squeakles August 22 2010, 01:25:22 UTC

Yeah? Like how?

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