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miss_tress

Possibly better off dead

Jun 07, 2008 16:34

Went to the movies with Joy and Kristen last night.

When we got back to base we met up with some of the guys in our class.

And I learned a very important lesson.

GOLDSCHLAGER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. IT IS ESPECIALLY NOT MINE.There was clinging to the toilet bowl. There was falling asleep in my clothes. And there was a horrible headache the next ( Read more... )

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couldbeyourlife June 7 2008, 21:44:54 UTC

Oh, honey no.

miss_tress June 7 2008, 21:48:36 UTC

IT STARTED WITH "JUST ONE SHOT" AND WENT DOWNHILL FASTER THEN BRIT'S CAREER.

couldbeyourlife June 7 2008, 21:51:49 UTC

PROTIP: IT IS NEVER JUST ONE SHOT.

Though, I give you props that you went with "shots" rather than "HEY, LET US JUST DRINK STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE"

miss_tress June 7 2008, 21:56:57 UTC

I'M CLASSY YO!

And the main problem was Kevin wasn't keeping up so I had to finish his plus-sized shots up for him. I would think he was doing it on purpose if he wasn't so drunk himself.

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miss_tress June 7 2008, 21:50:10 UTC

This is the first time I've gotten drunk during an AF school.

I was already at my first base when I got in trouble.

*is okay with everything now that I know I'm drinking for two*

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miss_tress June 8 2008, 03:16:30 UTC

The drink of choice is Mountain Dew and Jack Daniels. Delicious!

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Re: Oh, honey, no. miss_tress June 8 2008, 03:18:04 UTC

*writes down list for future list*

I still feel rather hung over almost 24 hours later.

But I still kicked everyone's ass at bowling tonight. \o/

beeej June 8 2008, 02:34:02 UTC

Oh, I'm so sorry. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

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miss_tress June 8 2008, 03:20:01 UTC

We should form a club.

The biggest mistake was actually forgetting what the air freshener I sprayed after my time praying to the porcelain god smelled like.

Apple cinnamon.

beeej June 8 2008, 12:29:26 UTC

Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

miss_tress June 8 2008, 15:41:47 UTC

Probably the only time in my life where the smell of vomit would be preferable.

lexalicious70 June 8 2008, 03:02:50 UTC

Must be booze with the word "gold" in it. I got so drunk on Molsen Golden one time while visiting my friend at her college campus that I passed out on a front lawn at midnight with my pants halfway down because I was trying to tinkle.

*Gives thumbs up* It was ACE.

Thank God no one had a camera with them! So, I sympathize!

miss_tress June 8 2008, 03:22:26 UTC

Kristen took me to the bathroom once while I was still drinking. She got concerned because I kept giggling while I was on the toilet. I was trying to grab the tp off the roll and I kept missing. VERY amusing!

lexalicious70 June 8 2008, 15:54:06 UTC

Hee Hee! Those kinds of things are always so amusing, until the puking starts.

I was playing pinball in the bar, and thought I kept winning the multi-ball option. Turns out I was just seeing four of the balls. XD

Beer not good. *Shakes head*