Up, up and away!

[miss_tress]

Remember all the talk about Tim Burton's crazy Superman movie with the Kevin Smith script (giant spiders and polar bears!) and the electric suit? Well if you've ever wanted to see what that crazy suit would look like, here's your chance.

Comments

[tigergal05]

It hurts my eyes!

[miss_tress]

Now just imagine Nicolas Cage wearing it!

[couldbeyourlife]

DDD:

[miss_tress]

Hey! No Batman icons in my post about Superman. Not even Abed!Batman.

[jude_judith82]

It is so awful.

[miss_tress]

It's like Superman and Tron had a baby!

[ladyblkrose]

Dis-co, Disco Supes, Dis-co, Disco Supes (Sung to the tune of Disco Duck cause this suit is Quackers)
Thanks for sharing the maddness Baby

[miss_tress]

*boogies*

Always happy to share the wealth!

[lexalicious70]

The comments in that post were highly entertaining. My favorite is, "But where are the nipples?"

But really . . . was this any worse than the movie they made? Opinions will vary.

[miss_tress]

The idea of Joel Schumacher making a Superman movie instead of a Batman one is something that scares me and tickles my funny bone at the same time.

And I really like all the Superman/Clark parts of Superman Returns. It's just most of the other characters that sucked it up for me.

[serenography]

[miss_tress]

I would totally buy a light up shield for my cubicle!

And I don't know if the pic has ever been busted as a hoax or not. It looks bad enough to be one but there are enough ways to explain away the suckiness.