okay i got one. today i was sitting minding my own damn business when a flipping koala burst through my stained glass window and grabbed on to my mother effing arm. i was like what the hell is a koala doing jumping through my flipping window. so i got up to trying to shake this werid little window jumper off my arm but he would not let free so i set him on fire so he would remember to stop drop and roll and get off my dag gum arm, but instead he took me down rolling with him.
today i put my hair up in buns and laid down on my bed and turned to the side to see that a south asian bobcat was starring me in the face so i screamed, hell wouldnt you. so i got up and he said to me, luke i am your father ..chhha. so i was like no no bobcat i may have buns but i am defantly not princess layah. go back to you own country, so he told me no mam. so i kicked him in his bobcat place.
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okay i got one.
today i was sitting minding my own damn business when a flipping koala burst through my stained glass window and grabbed on to my mother effing arm. i was like what the hell is a koala doing jumping through my flipping window. so i got up to trying to shake this werid little window jumper off my arm but he would not let free so i set him on fire so he would remember to stop drop and roll and get off my dag gum arm, but instead he took me down rolling with him.
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my turn!
today i put my hair up in buns and laid down on my bed and turned to the side to see that a south asian bobcat was starring me in the face so i screamed, hell wouldnt you. so i got up and he said to me, luke i am your father ..chhha. so i was like no no bobcat i may have buns but i am defantly not princess layah. go back to you own country, so he told me no mam. so i kicked him in his bobcat place.
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