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-I was in Kalispell for my friend Hannah's birthday. While running across a 4 lane street, I trip because my shoe laces are too long and fall on my face. It hurt, but I couldn't stop laughing. Neither could my group of friends.
-I was at a party on the porch smoking. I went to go inside, slid the screen door back, and hit my forehead against the glass door. Everyone who saw laughed their asses off. I was embarrassed.
-I was walking into my stepmom's work. When I got inside, I met her friend Danyel, who immediately goes behind me to give me a "thong wedgie". She said she saw it hanging out of my pants. Stupid underwear.
-I was at home from school with really bad cramps. They hurt so much that I got the feeling I had to vomit. I ran halfway down the stairs, and fell the other half. The stairs were probably at a 60 degree angle, and metal edged. I lay at the bottom in a mound, then proceed to crawl to the toilet to puke. That pretty much sucked big time.
-I was walking up the stairs at school. Curtis Bean (this guy who was a huge asshole to me, but I don't know why) grabs my shoe as I'm stepping and I fall. So, I fell UP the stairs. Not many people are as talented as I am.
-I was at Magic Mountain with my boyfriend. We ride this new coaster called "X". It rocked so hard that my skirt was all the way around my waist at the end of the ride. I was so worried that I was flashing people, that I could not enjoy the last half of the ride. I thought that when they took the picture on the ride, they would not show ours because it had been "porned away". It was there. In all it's horrible-ness. Kevin's dad bought one. It's not worth $20. It's priceless.
-I smoked tobacco out of a bong. I passed out. I have pictures, for whomever may be interested. And if you are curious, it wasn't worth it.
-I drank one shot of whiskey on New Year's of '04, and got completely trashed. I had only eaten some skittles and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that entire day. I threw up rainbow colors. It was pretty sweet.
-I used to watch the movie "Grease" over and over again every day. I ended up ruining the tape from overplaying it, and to this day, I still don't have a copy. But, I will pretty much watch it anytime it comes on television.
-I first got my period. My mother was excited. She wanted to film me. It was horrible, and I was glad that it didn't happen until I was like, 13. Praise the lord.
-I went out with Marie and her friends from San Jose. I got so high that I don't remember the ride home. Afterwards, I took a 1 hour nap, and then went to work at 11 PM. We were remodeling my Blockbuster store, and I worked for 10 hours straight that night. 9AM I was driving home, falling asleep at the wheel. Walking to my apartment, some friends passed by in a car and honked at me. It scared the shit out of me, most likely because I was half-asleep while walking. I have never been so tired and out of it.
-I remember when I got buzzed and got a "tattoo" drawn on my back. I was told it was a vagina, and ran with excitement towards the bathroom to look. I ended up slipping on playing cards that were sitting on the floor, from previous games of "Speed", and fell hard. I hurt my knee, and everyone laughed.
-I got incredibly high with Jeanette, this girl that my roommate used to be in love with. She was so much fun. We were eating Teddy Grahams, and instead of just eating them, we made them talk, and plea for their lives as they fell into the pit of doom, a.k.a. our mouths. That night, Jeanette fell asleep cuddling the pipe.
Good times.