My name is not Blair Waldorf.
I've never known anyone named Blair and I'm definitely not her. Thank you and please stop bothering me.
private to Serena;
S!!! This is really Blair and I need a total makeover now. I need a nose job, lipo, tummy tuck, skin rejuvenation and Botox, plus emergency rescue for my hair --which feels less like hair and more like bristles.
And you've got to see what underwear this girl wears!
[ooc; Lowest Common Denominator curse :3]