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[miss_waldorf]

The toilet won't flush!

And who invented these repulsive clogs? I thought Brian Smith was the worst of them all but now I might be wrong. At least those UGGs were-- well-- Never mind, I'm not going to mistake lesser sins for virtues. But you're not winning, City, because Blair Waldorf would rather go barefoot than wear your fashion item of choice

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voice

[a_silent_due]

Do you ever stop complaining?

[miss_waldorf]

Do you ever stop hitting on innocent girls?

voice :: yes, he is that oblivious

[a_silent_due]

I haven't touched or bruised you.

ROFL

[miss_waldorf]

Ha. Ha.

[Private]

[passionforshoes]

Oh no, darling. You see, I've noticed Chuck has returned to the land of the fucked up.

Also, clogs and Uggs are not shoes. Neither are Crocs.

[Private]

[miss_waldorf]

You mean, "oh no I was joking when I hired a Bass for manual labor" or "oh no I still want a Bass to do my dirty work"?

At least we agree on that.

[Private] i'm so sorry blair.

[passionforshoes]

I mean neither, but since you want to find alternate meanings in the the words I say, try "I'm getting my money's worth."

[Private]

[miss_waldorf]

He's not gonna do it.

[ifyourenasty]

I never understood girls who wore Uggs with miniskirts. Especially in California. If your legs are so cold, wear pants, you know? Not that I'm complaining about the miniskirts, I just never understood the appeal of a lady dressed like a confused caveman.

[miss_waldorf]

People in California are insane. It must be some chemical in their fake tans.

[ifyourenasty]

Hey. I don't have a fake tan. I don't have any tan at all-- I just inherited my mother's complexion.

[miss_waldorf]

I was talking about the girls? Do you even qualify for people?

[horrible_penny]

I think the shoes are kind of cute...

[miss_waldorf]

You need your eyes checked.

[horrible_penny]

Maybe I just like different things than you do.

Are all curses this easy?

[miss_waldorf]

No, this is one of the easiest, but most idiotic.

voice;

[thesecondslayer]

[Actual honest laugh, Blair how do you amuse Faith so much]

Thatta girl, Upper East. Next give the fuckers the finger.

[miss_waldorf]

Oh, I already am waving my perfectly manicured O.P.I. "It" color middle finger at them.

And it's Blair.

[ooc; YAY YAY YAY]

voice;

[thesecondslayer]

...I got no idea what the fuck you just said, other than the finger part. But good for you, show 'em who's boss.

Yeah, and?

[ooc: I THINK IT'S THE BITCH IDK. Faith is just incredibly amused by the tiny probably could end the world chick.]

[miss_waldorf]

I am the bossy genius, as they say~

So you should callme Blair. If you haven't noticed, I'm not the only Upper East Sider here.

[ooc; she's getting training from Veidt about the ending the world thing]