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[miss_waldorf]

~WANTED~
♦ ACCOUNTANT
Good with numbers, organized, hardworking, never satisfied with mediocrity, not mediocre, polished presentation, perfectionist, willing to do and give whatever it takes to get the job done. Don't even think of applying if you don't know what I mean when I say society. In return, you will get very high salary and excellent future

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[ofsubservience]

Mediocrity leaves room for error. That seems self-defeating where numbers are concerned.

[miss_waldorf]

Now you sound interesting.

[ofsubservience]

I'm relevant, at the least, having an interest in the position.

[miss_waldorf]

Drop me your name and why you think you should be hired then.

[makes_you_tick]

Why am I feeling tempted? For an accounting position, no less.

Maybe it's the requested attributes. It's not exactly an ordinary position, is it?

[miss_waldorf]

You're right, it's not.

Although... I'm not sure, you seem like someone who is even bigger than this role.

[makes_you_tick]

Thank you for the compliment- and you're probably right. But I find myself increasingly bored lately. The shop is not keeping me busy enough. And I know accounting is generally thought to be boring, but it's a precise field, and I'm good with precise things.

Perhaps I just need a new hobby.

[miss_waldorf]

Providing they are capable of it, I'll be handing over the control of the whole venture to the accountant. If that'd be interesting for you...

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[treadingdawn]

An accountant I can understand, but what is a publicist?

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[miss_waldorf]

Someone who makes something known, makes sure everyone is aware of it.

Say, I want someone who can persuade many people to come to my events.

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[treadingdawn]

But you have so many friends who already do the same.

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[miss_waldorf]

Even so, I need someone working full-time on it.

I have a plan.

[basstardchuck]

As long as the physical attractiveness isn't the main reason they'd get hired...

[miss_waldorf]

And why not?

[basstardchuck]

So I'm not tempted to make them disappear.

[miss_waldorf]

And what if they turn out to be female?

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[adamantined]

Where do you even get high salaries?

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[miss_waldorf]

Why else would I throw parties for the general public if not for the money they pay me?