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miss_waldorf

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Feb 24, 2009 16:07

THREE WHOLE PIES!

I've eaten three whole pies, two donuts and three Snickers bars, and-- and bags of M&Ms and caramel popcorn and choc chip cookies and marshmallows, and a whole Cheesecake all downed with Coke. Full-calorie Coke.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A GROCERY LIST, SOMEONE MAKE ME STOP! --And get me ten Hershey's bars while you're at it.

--ARGH!!! ( Read more... )

mad blair is mad, calories pwn me, cursed

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thefutureking February 24 2009, 05:29:54 UTC

Blair?

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 05:33:04 UTC

Arthur. I can't stop.

voice thefutureking February 24 2009, 05:39:34 UTC

[A sigh.]

Do I need to come get you, Blair?

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 05:46:34 UTC

No.

I don't want you to see me like this.

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cold_dry_pieces February 24 2009, 05:43:10 UTC

That sounds like an awful combination.

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 05:48:11 UTC

It's-- it's not the combination but the amount.

I should kill myself before I die the way Elvis did.

cold_dry_pieces February 24 2009, 05:57:19 UTC

I don't think you can do that in one day.

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 05:58:43 UTC

Then I'm gonna choke myself to death for sure.

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primrosella February 24 2009, 05:45:56 UTC

Goodness, you're going to make yourself sick!

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 05:49:11 UTC

I already am.

But I keep-- Eugh, I gross myself out.

primrosella February 24 2009, 05:52:49 UTC

Do you...shall I come over?

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 05:59:36 UTC

Yes No I need you to keep me from anything edible.

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audio; treadingdawn February 24 2009, 06:29:40 UTC

... May I have some?

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 06:30:34 UTC

Take it all away from me!

treadingdawn February 24 2009, 06:31:38 UTC

I apologize for my behavior the other day, Blair. I have no intention of taking anything from you now.

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 06:36:52 UTC

Well Caspian, I have no intention of bearing you Telmarine sons either. But if you don't take the food away from me then I will look like I am.

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[Voice] playstheblues February 24 2009, 06:35:29 UTC

Too tired.

Can--t

[There's a yawn, here]

Do anything.

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 06:42:03 UTC

Blue!

Fine. Go to sleep while I die.

playstheblues February 24 2009, 06:43:13 UTC

So.

Tired.

Ugh.

And lazy.

miss_waldorf February 24 2009, 06:48:18 UTC

...Blue?

Did you take too much Xanax?

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