I have a bird that goes koooooook
http://www.timanderic.com/MP3s/bird_food.mp3

http://www.wikihow.com/Kick-Down-a-Door

I think I broke my little toe.

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Older man: "I'm eight and a half inches."
Cartman: Whoa, this guy's tiny. He must be a dwarf.
Cartman:[types] "I don't want to be friends with a midget. Midgets piss me off." Frowny-face.

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it's almost as if my family and friends are finding any excuse to be mad at me

I am not a drug addict.
So everyone can get their cell phones
and call everyone they know
to find some new way
to twist the words that I say.

I must have left a thousand times ( Read more... )