Introduction to Paradise // Action and Video

[missaccuracy]

[The tall Australian mercenary opened her eyes slowly but wasn't looking at anything in particular. She rubbed at her eyes, with hopes of rubbing away a dull headache. She took a deep breath, trying to remember if this headache was due to a respawn, or due to having a party because she was being transferred out of her post in the Industrial well.

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[video]

[hasstandards]

[What is it with all these new people on the phones today? At least this one sounds more like a winner than the rest, given her voice alone. Is that an Aussie he heard?]

I suppose you're new, too. Been a lot of you lately.

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[missaccuracy]

[At the responce she scratched the back of her head a little]

All depends on what'cha mean by new. So, y'one of th'doctor's here? 'Cause t'be honest, dunno why I'm here, where ever here is.

Wait, lot of me? What'cha on about?

[video]

[hasstandards]

New people. New to Paradise. Been several of them pop up on the communicators today.

Re: [video]

[missaccuracy]

Oh, so this is paradise, ay?

[She looks around room again]

Y'd think it'd look more interestin'. So, what's this then? Not that this is the first time I've woken up somewhere, where I didn't know where I was... But I think a little warnin' I'd be comin' would be nice.

[video]

[hasstandards]

No, it's not actually paradise. That's the name. Inappropriate one, too.

Re: [video]

[missaccuracy]

[Stares at the face he pulls on the screen, finding it almost fascinating]

Gettin' the feelin' y'absolutely thrilled with th'place luv.

[She smirks]

[video]

[hasstandards]

I've been here long enough to know there's nothin' good about it, s'all.

Re: [video]

[missaccuracy]

If it's that bad, why're y'still here?

[video]

[hasstandards]

The same reason the rest of us are here. We can't leave.

Re: [video]

[missaccuracy]

...Can't leave? As in, y'sign a contract?

[Choosing to not jump right to the most insidious of thoughts that came into her head when he said that]

[video]

[hasstandards]

Except none of us signed anything. S'more like bein' held hostage in a city.

[video]

[missaccuracy]

They don't force us t'do anythin' weird d'they?

[video]

[hasstandards]

... Had a mate swap bodies with a dog just the other week.

[video]

[missaccuracy]

[She stared at the screen for a moment before laughing]

That's great, really. C'mon mate, pull th'other one.

[video]

[hasstandards]

[His eyes narrow.]

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[missaccuracy]

. . .
Ah, c'mon, mate. That can't even be possible!