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Dear House Gods,

Ok, seriously, the rain in my dining room is really not that funny. Can we give me a chance to get the other shit fixed BEFORE we start breaking more shit? Thanks.

-The kinda pissed off new homeowner

On the off chance that anyone is contemplating a housewarming gift for me, there are two very important things that I need:

1) Cash
2) Home Depot gift certificates

Seriously, the shit is breaking about every 5 minutes over there. It's making me rather cranky.

Things I have learned after Day One ( Read more... )

It is now official. As of 10AM this morning, I am now a homeowner. All appropriate parties will be notified via mail of my new address.

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I cancelled my MySpace account. Too much crap to keep track of. Yeesh.

Dear Immune System,

I am on vacation, not you. Get your rear end back from where ever the hell you went to and fix my cold! Thank you.

The cranky, sick woman on the couch

From the SPCA blog...

Seven. Seven officers killed in the line of duty in the past 2 1/2 years. This doesn't even count the officers injured in the line of duty. What the fuck is wrong with you, Philadelphia?!?