Getting up at 5 AM to finish it is a must ( Read more... )

Why stop with just planning the rest of your night? Go ahead and plan out the rest of your life.

In the grand scheme of things, this paper isn't that important...

Especially when you're silly in love.

::giggles::

Plan out the rest of night.

For example, if I get the 6th page done by 1:00 and the 7th page done by 2:00 and the 8th page done by 3:00, then I can get up at 6:00 in the morning after having gotten 3 hours of sleep and proofread and print before class.

Obtain a false sense of optimism.

Practice typing your name. You can never be too good at this. And don't just be content with what your name is now, my friend. Expand your horizons ( Read more... )

Pet the cat. Her name is Ophelia. Your paper is on Ophelia. Coincidence? I think not.

They say laughter is the best medicine. What they don't tell you is that it enhances your creativity and boosts your grammatical skills.

Make weird bird sounds at your best friend on the phone.

Laugh. Laugh a lot.

Reread everything you've written thus far. Then reread it again. Think about what a great writer you are and how you could have a career as an author.

Reread your work again. Consider revising a sentence, and then realize that, no, it's already perfect.

Reread. You can make an A with what you have so far. Give yourself a break. A Milano

Take a trip down memory lane.  Look at pictures from Calhoun's Hamlet on the webpage.


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Exfoliate.

Your professor will forget all about the poor quality of your paper and focus on the smoothness of your skin. You'll get an A, all right... A for "Astounding."

Love makes the world go 'round. It also aides in the paper-writing process.

Ponder the beauty of your beloved.