uncle phil: okay, okay, i made a wrong turn. it's no big deal, it's not the end of the world. we'll just, uh.. we'll thumb a ride to the nearest gas station, we used to do it a lot in the 60s.
will: whoa whoa whoa. uncle phil, can you take a stroll into the '90s please? we are three black men on the side of a mountain road, the only people that's ( Read more... )

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there's a girl in new york city who calls herself the human trampoline and sometimes when i'm falling, flying or tumbling in turmoil i say, "whoa, so this is what she means."

i'm starting my work towards being able to do the splits (in at least two of three positions).
when i achieve my goal, i will be throwing a party.
consider this your heads up!

there are five armed men that i can see, guarding my street and surrounding my neighbors house. albert drove home this morning and within five minutes heard a loud bang and then ambulances, police, you-name-it. five minutes later, i woke up in bed to a woman screaming and a police man slowing summoning her to my street from the adjacent one. he ( Read more... )

i think i woke up and heard that schools were cancelled. but online, it's saying school has been open. did i dream it? i have no clue. !!!

edit: nope, no snow day. guess i dreamt that part? that means i missed the same class 4 times so far. yikes!

"and i've always sort of thought of you as a greasy food object."

note to future parent self: although your kids may not like you for a few years around age 14, they will come around and it will make up for it.