my life is an on-going bad joke

[misscarry]

today at work while using the stomp shear - aka an archaic beast of a machine that cuts metal like a giant paper cutter - I cut part of my finger clean fucking off. i just got home from the hospital where they adhered some horrible foam material to stop the bleeding and such - they couldn't re-attach the piece that was sliced off. im doped up on

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:(

[mosscoveredrock]

that's horrible!

Re: :(

[misscarry]

i wish i couldve taken pictures!

Re: :(

[mosscoveredrock]

it's weird that a piece of your finger is hanging out in a pile of garbage.

[easyliving]

ahhh reading this made my belly hurt.
=[ hope you feel better soon

[beowulf_i]

finaly i can live out my amputee fetish

[thebearjare]

kerrus!@!@@ can i have the severed part of your finger??

[misscarry]

those assholes threw it away! and i didn't even get to keep the x-rays!

[diagrammed]

Which finger? How much is gone? !
My face is a giant exclamation point.

[misscarry]

i am missing about half of my fingernail and then it cut at an angle and cut the fingerprint side of my finger off to almost the first joint. i missed the bone somehow, or just barely grazed it.

my dog keeps thinking i am holding a toy or something, and he sneaks behind me and tries to bite my finger!

[diagrammed]

I guess the only solution at this point is to become Bubble Keri™. Although, I guess that wouldn't keep the ghosts and bad dreams away.