Here are a series of etceteras that I have been known to get embarassingly flappy about. I know that this journal has not been a very hopping locale lately. It is also unlikely to change in the future. But I may appear in YOUR journal and flap and twirl, if these topics are mentioned ( Read more... )

Remember on endless Fridays of yore when helpwess and I used to entertain each other with such capslocked tomfoolery as VANCOUVER TEMPS, INC and BANANA LABEOUFS?

I barely could either!

Fortunately, we have matured since then. As responsible Information ProfessionalsTM with duties to help people, we have decided that it is very important for us to ( Read more... )

1. After more than a year and a half at my job, I have essentially given up on trying to hide any of my more endearing quirks from my coworkers. That means I come in wearing silver glitter Converse slip-ons from the children's shoe section of Target (the blessings of having small feet) and read excerpts from Dinosaur Comics out loud while trolling ( Read more... )

File under: totally (but not at all, really) embarassing ( Read more... )

A point of advice, for the ladies ( Read more... )

buffyx'S BIRTHDAY, CABAL OPTION ONE ( Read more... )

I would just like to remark here, for the record, that I have been catching up on Lost (after giving it up during the yawn-yawn-hiatus period of season two) and I have found ( Read more... )

With his scraggly hair (both head and facial) and bumbleish expression, the Lesser Manning seemed as unlikely a Super Bowl hero as any. If you were to judge by the Fox announcers' condescending color commentary, he was a wide-eyed four year old on a tricycle who challenged Lance Armstrong to a mountain-stage race. But neither Black Magic Brady's ( Read more... )

Here is a list of things I like about northern (as opposed to Texan) winter ( Read more... )

Hello Livejournal, I'm missdeviant, and with me today is cabalite helpwess. You might remember us from such joint crack projects as Vancouver Temps, Inc. or dear_flan.

Today, we are pleased to bring you a somewhat aborted edition of...


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