the wifey has decided that rather than hang out with her sick best friend she would rather go see her ridiculous boyfriend or whatever the fuck he is. even though she is leaving in less than 2 weeks now and i have no idea when i will see her again after ( Read more... )

I believe though that Hannah is an angel and put here on this earth to teach us ( Read more... )

for those of you who don't know, i hate my orthodontist. i've been going to him for the past eight years now, and i have hated him for almost all of them. my reasons are legion. they include the incident where i was almost killed after a large piece of metal was dropped into my throat, and at least six occasions when an otherwise relatively quick ( Read more... )

by the way:

tomorrow i'm taking pictures of the world trade center steel beams in all their melted and mangled glory.

hot damn, i'm gonna be fucking famous.

i'm in a very cheddar cheese and crackers and transmetropolitan kind of mood.

and tonight i will hopefully be doing drunk karaoke.

other than that fuck all of this.

fuck.

sea lab
cricket cola
thai food
chocolate covered espresso beans
crossword puzzles
clean warm laundry
my pajamas
sharing couches
"girl" by beck
my life

you.

well, i'm not blind. so that's good. got a new prescription and almost decked an old lady in the waiting room. doctor's offices make me pissy and impatient and short fused as it is without incessant complaining and chatter BITCH YOU ARE RETIRED WHAT ELSE WERE YOU GONNA DO TODAY BESIDES PET YOUR CATS AND WATCH ALL MY CHILDREN DAMN! SHUT THE FUCK UP ( Read more... )

i'll be 21 in a month!

whoa fuck.

all hell is gonna break loose.

all of you owe me a drink.

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i love this shit. i guess that makes me a nerd.