Men suck assholes LMAO

Jun 27, 2003 12:10

MY birthday started off crappy. It seemed like everything I was hoping for didn't happen. I was sunburnt and in pain, didn't get laid, and just alittle depressed. Until my fab Sunday school teacher showed up and Jay. I love Jay. He is this old man that is my evil twin. THey sang Happy birthday to me and gave me a card and huggies. It really ( Read more... )

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foopixie June 27 2003, 23:55:26 UTC
i saw you today, and you said "hey", and i said ok, then you yelled "YAY". im a rapper's delight in a twinkie's packaging

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bobbin4penis June 28 2003, 01:19:04 UTC
I LOVE YOU BABY
I WANNA GUMP YOU MAYBE
SO SIT ON MY FACE WHILE I EAT
BECAUSE I REALLY WANT YOUR YUMMY TREAT!
GIVE IT TO ME.. GIVE IT TO ME GOOD...
CUM ALL OVER MY FACE IF YOU COULD
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SUCK ON YOUR RIGHT TIT
I HOPE YOUR LEFT ONE DON'T HAVE A FIT
IF YOU GIVE ME THIS ONE CHANCE
I DEFINATE WHATEVA WILL PUT YOU IN A TRANCE
WITHOUT YOU I WOULD BE BLUE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO.....

PS I AM COOLER THAN MISSERCHIC.. SHE SUX HORSE ANUS... LMAO

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