"I'm in three exclusive relationships right now."

[missfoxie]

If you don't already get the Overheard In New York RSS feed on here, you totally should. It's hilarious, seriously, you couldn't even script better. Though it does scare you a little that there are real people out there who say and think like this

Comments

[sweetveritas]

LOL rotflmao, those are hilarious!!!!

[nyuszi]

omgs!lolz...

*is both amused and shocked*

[missfoxie]

And people say no one speaks like bitchy sitcom queens in real life.....

[angelicata]

ah, I love 'overheard in NY'. There's no place like NYC.

[moogle62]

....people scare me a little.

Overheard snippets can be ridiculously amusing!