1st Helicopter Pilot - [Video]

[missgenresavvy]

[The communicator turns on to reveal a troubled young woman. She appears to be calm, but that's likely due to the fact that she'd spent nearly twenty minutes beforehand, freaking the hell out. The rest of the time she spent trying to figure out how to use it. Still, there's enough left over to for a subtle edge of panic to be heard in her voice.]

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turn off custom comment pages plz? <:

[thenotmagician]

You're onna ship called the Elegante. Cruise ship, t'be exact. We're goin' to the Golden Shore.

lkdjlskdjf Thought I turned it off. Did I fix it okay? D8

[missgenresavvy]

Oh thank God, there are other survivors. I thought I was the last one...

Wait. Did you say cruise ship? As in like... 'Let's take a vacation on a boat' kind of cruise ship?

Don't tell me this is some metaphor to tell me I'm dead.

it's k! ♥

[thenotmagician]

Nah, s'a regular ol' cruise ship. Except it's not exactly normal, but you'll figure that out.

Rochelle used ta be here. S'a guy named Francis here.

You from that zombie place?

yeesssss thanks again!

[missgenresavvy]

Slightly creepy explanation, but I'll take whatever I can get so long as I get to talk to someone.

Francis! Yes! Biker dude who says 'groovy' all the time? Likes vests, and hates everything else?

I uh... guess you could say I'm from that 'zombie place'... If by zombie place you mean 'where all the zombies ate everyone'. Then yes.

[ntjstapwn]

Everyone's weapons are gone and you don't need to worry about zombies here.

*Just...other things*

There is a Francis here.

[missgenresavvy]

[She sighs loudly in relief.] I am really glad to see a new face. You know. One that isn't a zombie.

Um... not telling me to worry about zombies is like telling me not to breathe. It's kind of hard to do. I mean, we're in the zombie apocalypse. I kind of need those guns.

No way, you know Francis? Is he a Big biker dude? Little vest. Hates everything?

[Audio] oops, forgot to specify again >>

[ntjstapwn]

Except you're not there anymore. Its more or less safe here, so if you go out to explore you'll see. Might want to take an umbrella, though.

Eh...I haven't met him in person, but he mentioned zombies so I figure its the same guy.

[missgenresavvy]

I guess if it's really that safe, I'll look around. Maybe track down this Francis guy- see if it's the one I know.

The umbrella... You mean this Dinosaur thing? Uh... I'll try to remember. What? It rain a lot around here?

[pimp_hat]

Relax ladymon, we be alive here. Joo ain't gotta worry joorself 'bout no zombies. We only be havin' one here and she ain't be dat bad if joo stay off her bad side.

As fuh da mons joo be lookin' fuh, chances be dat dey ain't be here.

[missgenresavvy]

Yes! Another survivor I am so glad to... woa. Um. Nice costume dude.

... Did you just say there's only one zombie left? No way! Army actually cleared them out? How long have I been asleep?

[pimp_hat]

Costume? What? Joo don't like my hat?

[Because that must be what she's talking about.]

Well, yes and no ladymon. See dere only be one zombere here, on da Elegante, and she be a local from my wuhld. Wouldn't know anytin' 'bout da ones dat be from joors.

Wherevah joo t'ink joo be joo ain't be dere no more.

[missgenresavvy]

What? The pimp hat? Are you kidding? [She starts to grin, her words interrupted by the occasional laugh.] That's my favorite part. I'd totally wear one too, but I don't think I could pull it off as well as you. Keep being awesome.

[The laughter stops] D-Did you say world? Uh... I don't...uh... Hm. That's a new one.

[She wonders how long this guy must have been all by himself to wear a costume and talk about other worlds.]

[ttlynotawizard]

It's all right, miss Zoey. You're on the Elegante, not in your world. You don't have to worry about fighting zombies.

[For now anyway...wait...Nick and Rochelle? Zombies?]

You knew Nick and Rochelle? Guy in a white suit and a reporter girl?

[missgenresavvy]

Uuhhh- Well. I can't say I've been anywhere else but my own world, dude. But the not worrying about Zombies thing? Now you got my attention.

And yes! You are totally making my day right now. Rochelle's the nice black girl with the pink shirt and the other guy's an asshole who looks like Colonel Sanders right? Oh I totally know them! We helped them when they were trying to pass through Rayford! You've met them too?

[ttlynotawizard]

I'm sure it relieves a lot of stress.

And I did meet them. I'm sorry to say they aren't here any more. Very sorry. They were good friends.

[missgenresavvy]

You kidding? I could kiss you right now. No zombies is the best news I've heard all week. All month. Heck since the whole world got zombiefied.

Oh... oh. Did they... not make it?

[Video]

[internalcage]

[The cursed man glanced away for a moment before scratching his cheek with a bandaged finger. Someone was kind of uncomfortable. Why did he put this on video again?]

I don't think you'll be needing those here. Most of the time this boat isn't attacked by monsters, if you stay in your room.

[But he had a feeling Zoey wasn't that kind of person.]

I mean-- [30 seconds are up.]

[Video]

[missgenresavvy]

[Zoey ends up thinking she messed up the feed and berates herself]

Wait! No! Come back! I have so many questions- Did I just... break this thing? Am I even using this right? Goddamit...

[Video]

[internalcage]

[Awww, Zoey. Don't worry, Reiner replies with another video. He's a little embarassed and has a sheepish smile on his face.]

You didn't. There's a time limit on these things. It would be better to use the voice function if you have a lot of questions.

[Video]

[missgenresavvy]

Oh thank God. I thought I screwed up. So uh... Okay. Audio? Dude it took me like ten minutes to figure out this stupid video function. So uh... here. What if I do this-

[The video cuts off. Be patient with her?]