The lion king

[missichihara]

Have you ever noticed that Simba never spanked his monkey? Perhaps he was far too busy slapping the beaver. I never knew there were beavers in Africa. Then again, there was always the option of pulling on the elephant's trunks. Or even rubbing the mearcat.

Comments

[wicked_jenkins]

I see you are preoccupying yourself with innuendo rather then dealing with a certain issue.

[missichihara]

Jealous that you aren't at the forefront of my mind Mr Jenkins?

[wicked_jenkins]

Not at all, but you put me in an awkward position and I really would appreciate some sort of arrangement to be settled.

[missichihara]

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

[VOICE REPLY]

[waffle_in_em]

I LIIIIIKE MONKIES.

Re: [VOICE REPLY]

[missichihara]

Do you spank them? ♥

[VOICE REPLY]

[waffle_in_em]

Nooooo~ But sometimes I watch them span each other~!

They're so silly~

Re: [VOICE REPLY]

[missichihara]

There ought to be more monkeys in the world.

[jacaranda_honey]

Quite amusing, Yuuko.

[[OOC: And Patchy has very little idea what the fuck she's saying, not knowing who Simba is or what "The Lion King" is.]]

[missichihara]

I'm sorry dear, not everyone knows the reference.

[jacaranda_honey]

It's still rather amusing. Do they hide sexual references in everything these days?

...on an unrelated note, what are the chances I could see you sometime soon, Yuuko?

[missichihara]

Very high. I always make time for the people I like~