I fear drowning in lotion =(
Tammy: I noticed that my skin is AWFUL and DRY
Tammy: and I need ot exfoliate
Tammy: and I hate my skin =(
Gary: :-(
Tammy: well not normally
Tammy: just now
Gary: oh ok
Gary: take a bath in lotion
Tammy: that sounds not so comfortable =(
Gary: come on it would be amazing
Gary: and it would smell hella good
Gary: HELLA good.
Tammy: and feel really weird and slimy
Gary: but smell good.
Gary: and goo is fun
Tammy: and you wouldn't be able to stand because you'd slip
Tammy: and drown in the lotion
Tammy: oh my god
Gary: why woudl you want to?
Gary: you would stay there forever
Gary: and be forever soft and good smelling
Tammy: think of how easy it is to drown in lotion!
Tammy: that's REALLY scary
Gary: and everyone would be like
Gary: man
Gary: tammys been in that lotion bath for like 2 years
Tammy: I think I have a fear of drowning in lotion now =(
Gary: but damn she smells good
Tammy: like lotion is liquid.. but at the same time, if you fall into a vat of lotion
Tammy: you can't swim in it
Tammy: you'll just sink further because of its physical properties
Gary: well no
Gary: you could float
Gary: cause its so viscous
Tammy: yea
Tammy: BUT
Tammy: if you tried to swim
Tammy: you'd drown
Tammy: and the lotion woiuld cover you
Gary: yeah
Gary: like the blob
Tammy: yes!!
Tammy: like the blob!!!
Tammy: and I need ot exfoliate
Tammy: and I hate my skin =(
Gary: :-(
Tammy: well not normally
Tammy: just now
Gary: oh ok
Gary: take a bath in lotion
Tammy: that sounds not so comfortable =(
Gary: come on it would be amazing
Gary: and it would smell hella good
Gary: HELLA good.
Tammy: and feel really weird and slimy
Gary: but smell good.
Gary: and goo is fun
Tammy: and you wouldn't be able to stand because you'd slip
Tammy: and drown in the lotion
Tammy: oh my god
Gary: why woudl you want to?
Gary: you would stay there forever
Gary: and be forever soft and good smelling
Tammy: think of how easy it is to drown in lotion!
Tammy: that's REALLY scary
Gary: and everyone would be like
Gary: man
Gary: tammys been in that lotion bath for like 2 years
Tammy: I think I have a fear of drowning in lotion now =(
Gary: but damn she smells good
Tammy: like lotion is liquid.. but at the same time, if you fall into a vat of lotion
Tammy: you can't swim in it
Tammy: you'll just sink further because of its physical properties
Gary: well no
Gary: you could float
Gary: cause its so viscous
Tammy: yea
Tammy: BUT
Tammy: if you tried to swim
Tammy: you'd drown
Tammy: and the lotion woiuld cover you
Gary: yeah
Gary: like the blob
Tammy: yes!!
Tammy: like the blob!!!