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[missingfred]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Illyria!

1. Illyria is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
2. Illyria can taste with her feet.
3. Illyria invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
4. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Illyria as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
5. Illyria can smell

Comments

[m1jac0ge0]

Illyria? Who the hell is Illyria?
Other than an old Balkan city and some kind of monster god who conquered most of the world once upon a time.

And where's Juno?

I don't get what you're saying, Wessie boy, you're going to have to be clearer. This Illyria person killed your old boyfriend but you like her anyway?

Have you considered getting professional help?

[2_blue_4u]

I am Illyria.

Your Juno is with us, she is safe.

[princess_ahiru]

I hope he believes you about that.

[missingfred]

Fred was a woman, you overbearing twit. Winifred Burkel. She worked with me at Angel Investigations and later for Wolfram and Hart.

She died when Illyria presented herself on this plane. Fred inadvertently breathed in the essence of Illyria, who took over her body entirely.

There. Now you have your pound of flesh, Agent Mulder. Trouble me no further.

[2_blue_4u]

Illyria is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.

That may be the only thing true. Tasteing with feet does not seem practical. Who found these facts? There research is off.

Other then that I am glad you are back.