see, here's the new deal ( Read more... )

this is a story
all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
so if you wanna take it minute
just sit right there

crap, this isn't original...

i give

today was a rough day, here's why ( Read more... )

30.5 (i'm an overachiever)
that's equal to a gallon of gas in my car
that's equal to $1.92 and 9/10ths

sarah wants to run a half-marathon ( Read more... )

when i run my errands
i run my errands

on another note, wine night at beggar's? ingenious and very u.k.-esque

too bad i'm giving up drinking

oftentimes i think that my life is boring ( Read more... )

i hate how people complain about having to pay taxes ( Read more... )

so here i am in the public library in virginia ( Read more... )

Heinz: the first ketchup of the first lady