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[missingmypickle]

I stand (or rather perch Indian-style) at a crossroads. For about a year now, my mom has been warbling on about something or other, but just recently she hit upon a pitch that reached my ears. The pitch being that if I don't thoroughly clean my room, I'll be inhumanely robbed of my allowance and social calendar.

So I'm supposed to go to the movies

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[lapiudolce]

To some, I am a filthy whore with an eye for trouble and an appetite for destruction. Others simply chuckle and appreciate my nocturnal trade.

Very funny. You should send this entry to Wade.