Voicemail

[missinmrj]

"Heya! You've reached the voicemail 'a Dr. Harley Quinzel! If you'd like to make an appointment or discuss buisness matters, then you'll wanna press one. If it's something personal, then press two to discuss party details!

I mean, that's the best reason ta call, right? Ta discuss a par-"

*BEEP*

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Phone Madness Day

[once_a_traitor]

[From here]

"You're absolutely right. You won't get an apology from me. But I think you should see a doctor about this obsession with thinking you're a dog. Unless you are actually a dog, in which case, perhaps you should have someone teach you telephone manners."