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Apr 09, 2010 02:09

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Well I'm pissed as a rubber-jawed gator. I kinda' assumed the kids were pullin' my leg, but now I dunno' what on god's green earth's goin' on! This ain't Boston, don't think it's the States... hell, I got a feelin' this ain't even the same dimension.

...not too bright, messin' around with different dimensions.

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voice talks_to_fish April 9 2010, 06:19:15 UTC
[It sounds... a bit strange. As if someone's standing on a very windy rooftop.]

They call it Wonderland.

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voice mississippikiss April 9 2010, 06:23:56 UTC
[ She sounds... doubtful. ]

Wonderland. Like... Alice?

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voice talks_to_fish April 9 2010, 06:46:47 UTC
There is even a queen. They say it's a lot like the book but different. but we can't escape this place, neither through the wood nor the ocean nor the air.

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voice mississippikiss April 9 2010, 07:56:58 UTC
[ There's a long pause... a quiet chuckle, and then she's yelling out to no one in particular: ]

ALRIGHT, KURT? LOGAN? WHICH ONE A' YOU PUT THE LIL' GIRL UP TO THIS?

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[audio] wayward_sam April 9 2010, 10:11:18 UTC
If you can deal with the concept of different dimensions, then you can probably deal with this. People around here call it Wonderland, and as far as anyone's been able to figure out, it's a sort of inter-dimensional nexus that serves no purpose other than to screw with our heads. I've been here about a year already, and I'm no closer to figuring out a way home than I was back then.

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[audio] mississippikiss April 10 2010, 04:23:12 UTC
Well ain't that comforting?

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[audio] wayward_sam April 10 2010, 04:42:09 UTC
I'm not saying there isn't a way out; just that I haven't found one yet. Other people have, but they never really got the chance to come back and explain it to the rest of us.

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[audio] mississippikiss April 10 2010, 05:33:34 UTC
A'right, calm down, sugah. Ain't the first time I been trapped somewhere weird.

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in_ocean_depths April 9 2010, 11:42:09 UTC
...Rubber-jawed gator...?

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[ rec ] mississippikiss April 10 2010, 04:24:50 UTC
Yeah. Imagine they'd be a fair bit pissed, don't you?

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[ rec ] in_ocean_depths April 10 2010, 14:24:02 UTC
...What is a rubber-jawed gator...?

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[ rec ] mississippikiss April 11 2010, 05:53:07 UTC
What's it sound like, sug'? A gator with a rubber jaw.

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dulldollmaker April 10 2010, 01:11:45 UTC
....You actually understand the concept of multidimensional travel?

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[ rec ] mississippikiss April 10 2010, 04:25:37 UTC
Better'n I'd like, sadly.

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[ rec ] dulldollmaker April 10 2010, 12:33:19 UTC
Is that suppose to mean that you dislike it?

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[ rec ] mississippikiss April 11 2010, 05:51:55 UTC
Wasn't the most pleasant experience of my life, I'll tell ya' that much.

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[voice] idkmybfftony April 11 2010, 02:10:43 UTC
You're one of my citizens!

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[voice] mississippikiss April 11 2010, 05:51:16 UTC
'scuse me? Do I know you?

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[voice] idkmybfftony April 11 2010, 06:10:38 UTC
You do now!

I'm the United States of America! As I said, you're one of my citizens!

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[voice] mississippikiss April 11 2010, 06:41:08 UTC
...you're the president, you mean?

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