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[mississippikiss]

Not that I don't like y'all, but I doubt you want me as family. I'm a pretty irresponsible parental-type. What'd Sam say...? I'm like the "cool aunt that lets the kids get away with murder." I think that's pretty accurate

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[worldentire]

S'far as I can tell she's been tryin' t'send a friend'a mine into constant self-doubt, but she's left me well enough alone since two events ago. She's been leavin' his girl alone, as well. Small favours.

'Course, she isn't goin' t'seem so bad to a potential family member, and I'm not talkin' blood ties. I'd tell you t'ask her about it some time, but I'm sure she'd just end up givin' you a basket full'a lies.

How're you keepin' these days?

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[mississippikiss]

Aw, don't get jealous now. I ain't leavin' you for some pretty girl. Or... you know, old lady. Whatever. Don't know if either of ya' seem the sort to tell the whole truth, so I'll just leave it where it is, I guess.

I'm doin' alright. Just tryin' to keep myself busy.

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[worldentire]

[Cue his most buttery Southern tones~] I guess that depends on who's askin', miss.

Aren't we all. I heard there's a party comin' up, but that's not really my sort of gatherin'. Raisin' a whole mess'a pups has my hands tied, in any case.

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[mississippikiss]

Oh, you mean the kid celebratin' his death? Yeah, not too keen on that one either.

But... you're raisin' pups? Like real pups? The dog kind?

[talks_to_fish]

But I'd like being your sister.

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[mississippikiss]

[ You can hear the SMILE in her voice. ]

Aw, angel... you're makin' me all teary-eyed.

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[talks_to_fish]

You shouldn't cry over that.

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[mississippikiss]

Well I never had a sister...