Fic: Five Times The Doctor And The Master Roleplayed (And The Doctor Was The Master's Bitch)

[missjemima]

Title: Five Times The Doctor And The Master Roleplayed (And The Doctor Was The Master's Bitch)
Author(s):  missjemima
Pairing(s): Simm!Master/Ten.
Rating: 15 (swearing and sexual suggestions)
Length: 1,200~
Summary: The title says it all, really.
Spoilers: None.
Warning(s): Total crack!fic. Written at about 4am, when an idea got away from us.

i. Moulin

Comments

[snowgrouse]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Win. <3

[mayoroftardtown]

Bananas are good. :)

I can't even pick quotes from this to praise, it was so full of cracky goodness.

But, "Hey, at least you're not a woman."

"OH, THANKS. THAT MAKES THIS SO MUCH BETTER."

did make me laugh the loudest. ;)

[ginger_rude]

"
“Oh, K9, I'm so sorry.” He whispered, stroking the dog’s head affectionately.

“Apology accepted, master” was the tinny response that he got."

-dies-

[violateviolet]

Poor K-9! XD

Mmmm...I must purchase banana flavoured lube...

[jovialien]

Teeeheeheeheeheeheeheeee!!! Wonderfully cracked!!

Love the Moulin Rouge image... And Tarzan!! Banana Lube!!! XD